the woman was impeccably, expensively dressed. she was gorgeous. in fact, i was compelled to compliment her. and then, she spoke.
"thank you so much! you know, this morning i had picked something else to wear but decided to ask the Virgin Mary what she preferred. she guided me and this is what she had me choose - you are the second person to comment. the Blessed Mother never steers me wrong. she always knows what looks best on me."
what about humanity? world hunger? genocide in darfur?
apparently, when she's not appearing on a pancake griddle near you, the Virgin Mary is doling out fashion advice to women of means in little rock. most surprising, i would never have guessed that the Virgin would choose purple over pink. i always thought she liked blue...
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